Thursday, June 9, 2011

Week 13: Sunday Bike Ride with the Vertical Swimmer

Star Date:  Week 13

Hello Supporters of Rep. Anthony Weiner,

You guys want to get together and share text messages?  I hear that that's the rage in Congress these days.  I sent him a text message with my bike porn the other day.  He replied with ... hmm, let's just say not bike porn.  There is much about the American culture that I still don't understand.

Anyway, special thanks to Ben Krasney for pulling Vietnamese #1 for 90+ miles last week.  Poor guy.  He shows up once a month for our ride and once a month he gets a Vietnamese sucking on his wheels like a stripper on a dollar bill.  There is much that you Americans need to understand about Vietnamese culture.


Last week the Vietnamese Century ride almost turned into a legit century ride.  Do you understand the ramifications of that?  That's how Vietnamese dudes loose our virginity.  We can't let that happen again.  We're not SWFs from the Ballston/Clearandon/Court House area.  We don't have 10 virginities to loose.

This week we will break the hold of Poolsville by going to Skyline Drive for our ride.  It will be a simple 60 miler.  We will ride, eat, and be merry.  Don't be a Vietnamese hater.  Come out and do the ride with us.


The below info was blatantly stolen from Adam Stolz without permission, consent, or knowledge.

Plan is to meet at Spelunkers,, in Front Royal.  Clip time is 7:00-ish AM.  Park in the back and on the side street so we don't take up all their parking but there's plenty of spots.  My cell number is 301-613-3972.  If you are planning to come to the ride, give me a call if you don't see me in the morning.  Please drop me an email to let me know if you are coming.  That way, we'll look for you in the morning.

No matter if you're fast or slow, it's an out-and-back so no chance of getting lost or losing people for the most part.  We will head toward Thorton Gap (~62 mi total, bathrooms, water fountains).  Details including elevation profile,, click on Northern Section, bottom right, for more info.

If you want to do a carvan or carpool let me know.  Kim Goldman will be going to the ride from the Court House area.  I will be going to the ride from Silver Spring.


The Silver Spring Express Train will not be hanging around Rock Creek this week.  It's too damn hot to be BBQing squirrels.  It won't be too damn hot next week though.

A Vietnamese with panache,

1 comment:

  1. So you thought I wouldn't find out about this blatant plagiarization, eh? ;-)
    Have a good ride!
    - Adam