SUNDAY BIKE RIDE WITH THE VERTICAL SWIMMER
Star Date: Week 15
Hello People who contracted a STD from the Potomac last Sunday,
Did you know that Bristol Palin has a memoir? It's called "Not Afraid of Life." It's very insightful ... kind of like when Miley Cyrus wrote her book to give out life advice. That's what I do during billable hours these days. I read books and memoirs from teenagers so that I can have a more happy life. That's what my life has become. When I left the re-education camp in Da Nang to come to America, this was exactly what I had in mind. It could be worse. I could be like one of yous.
I just wished that there were something that I could do at work instead of reading memoirs from people that I want to bitch slap. Facebooking can only take you so far. Maybe I should knit during billable hours. What do you folks do while at work?
Clip time is still at 7:00 AM. I feel that I need to state this every week since we have a lot of people reading this who went to a SEC school.
80 Miler - Darnstown Rail Road Tracks
R Wisconsin Ave (@~0.0)
L Reservoir Rd (@~1.5)
R MacArthur Blvd (@~2.7)
R Falls Rd (@~14.6)
L River Rd (@~16.6)
R Travilah Rd (@~21.7)
L Turkey Foot Rd (@~23.9)
at Turkey Foot and Jones, straight on Jones (@~25)
L Darnestown Rd (Rte 28) (@~26.6)
R Dickerson Rd (@~39.2)
** turn around at the train tracks or gas station on your right hand side. They are about 100 yards apart(@~40.5). The train tracks are above you in the form of a bridge (i.e., not at street level)
L Darnestown Rd (@~41.5)
R Beallsville Rd (Rte 109) (@~44)
quick L W.Willard Rd (@~46.4)
L River Rd (@~50.9)
at Seneca intersection, R to stay on River (Rte 190) (@~56)
R Falls Rd (@~64.1)
L MacArthur Blvd (@~66.1)
L Reservoir Rd (@~77.5)
R Wisconsin Ave (@~78.4)
Home Base @80-ish
For the folks in my pace group and recommended for other pace groups:
Stop #1: Gas station at mile 15
Stop #2: Gas station at turnaround point (mile 40-ish)
Stop #3: Gas station #1 above mile (64-ish)
Stop #4: Base camp
More stops if requested along the way.
SILVER SPRING EXPRESS TRAIN
The Silver Spring express train will meet 6:20 AM at Picnic Area #10. We'll clip at 6:25 AM.
What do you call a triathlete squirrel? A chipmunk. That's right ... the war with the Squirrel Nation of Rock Creek has gone verbal.
Not a cat lady,